Sunday, August 21, 2011

Ways to enjoy French toast

Slowly and secretly
Without mustard
Naked
Listening to Edgar Winters’ “Frankenstein”
Only if
On the jungle gym
Dancing erratically
Thinking of dada
In translation
Holistically
With someone who speaks Swahili
Dryly
Nodding at a crying mime
Looking at her
Open eyed
Interminably
During the High Middle Ages
Reading Hungarian haiku
Yo-yoing
Watching midnight creature feature movies
Smiling at someone who doesn’t notice
During the American Revolution
Disturbingly
With toothpicks
Sipping mead
On every third Tuesday

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